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    Default If You Could Write the Fortunes in the Cookies



    I confess to you all, I always wanted to be the guy who wrote the fortunes in fortune cookies. I'd mostly play it straight, but every now and then I'd have to slip in a "Mickey," as it were.

    The game here is to write the fortune cookie you'd like to see, either for yourself, for someone else, or as a work of art to admire for its own sake.

    I'll lead off:

    You will have gastric distress very soon.

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    "we're watching you"

    "If you've ever really wanted to say something, you'd better say it now".
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    Here's a fun one:

    Will you marry me?

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    In really tiny handwriting:

    "Please help - I am trapped in the basement of this restaurant chained to a pipe"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SolitaryPenguin View Post
    In really tiny handwriting:

    "Please help - I am trapped in the basement of this restaurant chained to a pipe"
    Hojeez... now that's funny.

    They're make me write fortune all day. Prease send porice!

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    You will be hit by a bus.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    You will be hit by a bus.
    What? When? How do you know?

    Oh! It's a fortune... I get it.

    Whew. You scared me there.

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    "you will continue living until you die"

    at least it's true

    on a side note- on my parents first date they got Chinese food- back when it was rare in this area of the country- my dad's fortune read "happiness sits right across the table"- they've been happily married for 25 years now!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    I wouldn't write any fortunes. Instead, I'd stick a cockroach inside of the cookies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    What? When?
    That's the beauty of it.
    It could happen any time.

    Whew. You scared me there.
    HONK!!!!

    Did that make you mess your diddies?
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

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