Fortune Cookies by Rachel
Complex in Context, Searching for God and Knowlege.
"SM chef seeks SF to wok my world. Must like Chinese food"
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
I have arms for a fucking reaosn, so come hold me. Then we'll fuvk! Whoooooh! - GZA
"You now have Hepatitis B"
"Best before 6/2004"
I think this is my favorite thread ever. It caters to my short attention span and cheap humor.
"Dude, you really don't wanna know."
And you thought the Puu Puu Plater was a just appitizers.
"While you're reading this we're stealing your coat"
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to watch this show.
"Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"