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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsWhatHeSaid View Post
    The addition of the contract-esque "(1)" makes all the difference.
    You caught me. I didn't read all the posts.
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    By the way- am I the only one who hates getting those fortunes that aren't really fortunes? Like "You are a sincere and genuine person." I FUCKING KNOW. Tell me the future, stupid cookie!

    (I hate the "am I the only one who..." conceit, but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase my query, since it's... holy shit it's 420! *bong hit*)
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    By the way- am I the only one who hates getting those fortunes that aren't really fortunes? Like "You are a sincere and genuine person." I FUCKING KNOW. Tell me the future, stupid cookie!

    (I hate the "am I the only one who..." conceit, but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase my query, since it's... holy shit it's 420! *bong hit*)
    You are not the only one. They're tired aphorisms, not fortunes. A real fortune would say "You will be hit by the 17 bus at 3:16 tomorrow afternoon, and escape with only minor injuries"
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    "you'll become a fortune cookie writer, like meeeeeee! "

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    "That which you seek can be foun...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
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    How are you gentlemen!

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    I has a bucket!

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    HA- i'm in ur cookie, tellin ur fortuen
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    "I must write quickly. The man with the cleaver is coming fo"

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    "Your Ad Here! 555-3726"
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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