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    I'd want to write fortunes for people about how they're going to have terrible deaths soon.

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    "You have Erectile dysfunction"
    Time is a delicate mistress.

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    "Prepared in a mostly SARS free environment"
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    I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

    Never take life to seriously.. No one gets out alive in the end anyway.

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    Printed on recycled paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JivinJeffJones View Post
    Printed on recycled paper.
    (i.e., "used bathroom tissue.")
    They're running just like you
    For you, and I, wooo
    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    The best fortune cookies would freak the owners out.

    I remember around 1am getting my fortune cookie in Chinatown and it read, "You're laughing now. Wait till you go home."

    I was like WTF???

    My ISTJ friend laughed it up, actually, we all laughed about it. Then I got scared because I didn't want to go home anymore and she offered to let me crash on her futon.

    So some other takes could be,

    "Don't turn around."

    "You better start running"

    and maybe

    "There Will Be Blood"

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    I'm being held captive as a slave in a fortune cookie factory! Please send help!

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    09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0 00

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    "The child that grows in your new wife's belly will kill you in two years."


    That ought to be fun.

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    Beware of people named Jerry and Springer.
    Complex in Context, Searching for God and Knowlege.

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    After thinking about this, I think it would be fun to have waiters write the fortunes for each table and make the cookies on the spot. Then they could be tailored to each person.

    "Your ugly tie will draw snickers from strangers"
    "The garlic chicken portends badly for a goodnight kiss"
    "Your date's credit card is sorely over the limit"
    "It is traditional to tip on the whole bill if using a coupon or discount"
    "The sweet and pungent sauce has nothing on you"
    "You have a little something on your chin. No, over to the left. Right there."
    "You're a total knob. Seriously."
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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