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    Mamma said knock you out Mempy's Avatar
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    "That whore you bedded last night? She had an STD."

    "I like your eyes."

    "Here's my number, if you need a booty call: 921-2000."

    "You're going to gain ten pounds if you keep eating like this. Don't worry, I like meat on my lover's bones."

    "Did you like the song 'My Hump' by Black-Eyed Peas?"

    "Drive slowly. If you don't, you'll hit an animal, and I will smite you with sexual performance anxiety for fifty years. Yes, this is God."

    "What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump."

    Awesome thread, Obe.
    They're running just like you
    For you, and I, wooo
    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    "That whore you bedded last night? She had an STD."

    "I like your eyes."

    "Here's my number, if you need a booty call: 921-2000."

    "You're going to gain ten pounds if you keep eating like this. Don't worry, I like meat on my lover's bones."

    "Did you like the song 'My Hump' by Black-Eyed Peas?"

    "Drive slowly. If you don't, you'll hit an animal, and I will smite you. Yes, this is God."

    "What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump."

    Awesome thread, Obe.
    Damn, those Chinese must be operating satellites that watch our every move!

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    I'm sorry, you are not the father!

    hate to tell you, your girlfriends a dude!
    Complex in Context, Searching for God and Knowlege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber View Post
    I'm sorry, you are not the father!

    hate to tell you, your girlfriends a dude!
    I wonder how that man could have missed it...he must have been digging in the other hole...

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    "Printed on edible paper."

    "Dude, it's me I did bed your wife sorry."

    "PLEASE HELP. I am a small monkey chained up and forced to make fortune cookies."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber View Post
    I'm sorry, you are not the father!

    hate to tell you, your girlfriends a dude!
    LOL. Muahahaha.

    "Also, that game she said she bought for you, that you discovered under her bed? It was really for him. Did you really think she'd forget you own a PS2 rather than an X-box?"
    They're running just like you
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    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    Tomorrow will be significant for your future, careful you don't miss the signs.
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