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    In China, you'd be lucky if you got this much paper to wipe your butt or nose with. Sometimes, in China, they use the same paper for both.

    Look to your left. I'm standing by the fake plants in the corner. On a scale of one to ten, how cute do you think I am?

    I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts... -Snape
    They're running just like you
    For you, and I, wooo
    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    "By the time your man gets better at sex, he will be balding, and soft around the middle, and you really won't want to have sex with him anymore. Sorry about that."

    "You'll regret this meal when you use the bathroom later."
    They're running just like you
    For you, and I, wooo
    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    "MACHINE WASH TUMBLE DRY made in Indonesia"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    "By the time your man gets better at sex, he will be balding, and soft around the middle, and you really won't want to have sex with him anymore. Sorry about that."
    HEY! I resemble that remark!

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    "If you start feeling or noticing any strange health conditions call 1-888-555-0123, when asked for your ID# use 5468-53216"
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    I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

    Never take life to seriously.. No one gets out alive in the end anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    "By the time your man gets better at sex, he will be balding, and soft around the middle, and you really won't want to have sex with him anymore. Sorry about that."
    This may be the best one yet.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Inspected by #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    "By the time your man gets better at sex, he will be balding, and soft around the middle, and you really won't want to have sex with him anymore. Sorry about that."

    heh. I suppose that's why love is blind.

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    "Your date only came along for the free meal."

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