i'm settin' out on my front deck in a dollar store plastic lawn chair waiting for one of the drunk, idiot college kids to crash their cars.
i spend many of my nights this way.
so far in the last 3 months i've seen it happen twice.
and a third time, if you'll count it, i saw a kid ram his foot into someone's 12 hour old scion.
it's been a hell of a summer.