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    Default Beating your kids for fun

    - How often do you do it?
    - How fun is it?
    - What's the best way to do it without attracting the attention of child services?
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    I like playing games with them and winning. But I dont think this what you meant...
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    *crickets chirp*

    Tough crowd...
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    I don't have kids, but if I did I'd beat them twice a day just for fun, and maybe more if they deserve it.

    Best way is to whip them with a towel of sorts, because it leaves no marks. On the other hand, it hurts a lot less, so if your kids backs have time to heal before they have to go out in public you can get out the cricket bat. Furthermore you should threaten them with a more severe punishment if they squeal.

    Since children are weak both mentally and physically all of this doesn't even have to interfere with the really important things in your live, like drinking too much and going to cheap, syphilis infected prostitutes.
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    I can't even be bothered.. too much effort.. I just pay the neighborhood bullies to beat them and use their cell phones to record it all .. then when I am bored I watch it, and laugh..
    Maybe I'll post some on Youtube later.

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    I swear my face was like this when I read your title --->

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    I'm trying to figure out what metaphor this is for.. Either that, or I've got nothing.
    However, my grandma, bless her soul, liked to hit me wherever she could get me. That's how she showed affection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aleksei View Post
    - How often do you do it?
    - How fun is it?
    - What's the best way to do it without attracting the attention of child services?
    How did your parents feel, and how did they avoid attention of the authorities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aleksei View Post
    - How often do you do it?
    - How fun is it?
    - What's the best way to do it without attracting the attention of child services?
    I mean I wouldn't call it fun as they pose no challenge in the game anyways. Fun is always challenging.
    - Don't do it much. They don't pose a very good challenge.
    - Not very. They're not very good at the game yet anyways.
    - Well basically I just give them the second controller on arcade mode and if they press start they get to choose their own character.

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    wouldn't it just be easier to dress them in really nerdy clothes and then send them off to school? (whatever, who has the day off work, just saw something on the Today Show about bullying in school)
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