I don't have kids, but if I did I'd beat them twice a day just for fun, and maybe more if they deserve it.
Best way is to whip them with a towel of sorts, because it leaves no marks. On the other hand, it hurts a lot less, so if your kids backs have time to heal before they have to go out in public you can get out the cricket bat. Furthermore you should threaten them with a more severe punishment if they squeal.
Since children are weak both mentally and physically all of this doesn't even have to interfere with the really important things in your live, like drinking too much and going to cheap, syphilis infected prostitutes.
I can't even be bothered.. too much effort.. I just pay the neighborhood bullies to beat them and use their cell phones to record it all .. then when I am bored I watch it, and laugh..
Maybe I'll post some on Youtube later.
- How often do you do it?
- How fun is it?
- What's the best way to do it without attracting the attention of child services?
I mean I wouldn't call it fun as they pose no challenge in the game anyways. Fun is always challenging.
- Don't do it much. They don't pose a very good challenge.
- Not very. They're not very good at the game yet anyways.
- Well basically I just give them the second controller on arcade mode and if they press start they get to choose their own character.