And you do realize that the gap can't close, because all of those women get older, too?
First of all, it's actually 1:23am at this point, and not my birthday anymore.
The events of my brithday are actually set-up to happen today(after I get some sleep of course) for scheduling reasons.
I'm going to my parents' place, which is out of town, and it just couldn't be arranged that I go there on my actual birthday for certain reasons, blah blah blah blah.
So that's why I've spent all of my official birthday on this silly forum.