An ent. I kind of just stand around, protect my stuff, and throw rocks at people that irritate me.
I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
For some reason the O RLY meme comes to mind. I would probably say it irl in the appropriate circumstance (which seem to occur rather a lot to me, maybe I have to deal with too many idiots in my daily grind) but luckily I remember to use the actual words instead. For best effect they should be ennunciated with an intonation of breathlessly delighted curiosity that implies fulsome appreciation for the other person's unique insight and specialness, the ironic tone of which of which is generally missed by those who provoke its usage: "Oh, REAlly?"
Um, where was I? Ah yes, question:
What is your favourite artistic movement or period?