I once went to one of those cheesy honeymoon hotels in the Poconos with a girlfriend, and they had a red heart-shaped hot tub. Naturally, something like that can't go unrecorded, so I took a picture of it.
A few weeks later my girlfriend was showing pictures of our trip to her roommate, and all of a sudden the roommate shrieked. You see, the hot tub was surrounded by mirrors. And I had taken the picture right before I was about to get into the hot tub. And so...well, I'll let you figure out the rest.
If someone were to cook you dinner on a date, what would you want them to make?
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.