q. when i'm at work does my car drive around town without me picking people up and cheerily beeping its horn?
I really don't know how to tell you this dear Strawberries, or even if I should, but your gorgeous car has been meeting me for assignations all over town for months. We try to be discrete and we tidy up afterwards so you will notice nothing. We refill the petrol tank and spray air freshener. Of course your car talks about leaving you but nothing seems to eventuate. So I wonder if I am just being strung along while you are at work.