I've been pulled over a couple of times, and there was one time when I was 14 that my mouth got me in trouble, but nothing serious.
How many people are on your ignore list?
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.
I don't, but I wish I could. When I was little, I wanted to play the violin because it seemed all romantic and shit. In the end I didn't, because my mother wanted me to learn how to play a flute first. I hated flutes and I thought it wasn't worth the effort.
Make up a new username for me (and no, not something like Sinner Dawg).
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -