Q: When you arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven, what would you like to hear God say to you?
A: "Surprise! No seriously, I love atheists. Forget all the s**t you heard down there, I really come off like a d**k".
Q: If you could be transported to a period of time in the past, where would you go and what would you do?
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien