What is the most fun, illegal experience you've ever participated in?
Oh god. Isn't there like a statute of limitations? I can't be prosecuted?
Growing up in a rural area afforded you the comfort of being able to go out drinking underage in the wilderness and do all sorts of illegal shit. Tresspass, shoot things, drink and drive the backroads... I'm amazed we didn't die. The most illgeal thing we did was break into a forest service lookout tower and get plastered (stupid I know). A few weeks later there was a small article in the local paper.. 'Lookout Tower Vandelized' yikes. We didn't do anything bad, may have been some beer cans left behind or something, but the article made it sounds like we did everything short of burning the fucker down.
...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...