Do I have to pull off my socks and look at my toes, damn it? FINE.
Wait a second... your index finger would be like your big toe, right? No, it's the equivalent of your thumb. Okay. Der. To be honest I think it's hard to say. As they sit naturally, the "index" toe (yeah, cause I sit in my library indexing books with my toes) would definitely be longer than my "ring" toe. But you have to remember your toes lie on a curve, as do your fingers. They don't just stick out from the same point in the same direction, so it's hard to measure them correctly against each other. It's like looking at two trees, one higher up on the hill than the other, and saying, "Well, that one's taller!" It only LOOKS taller, but is it really?
DAMN that was a long answer about toes!
What's the best kind of wedding?
They're running just like you
For you, and I, wooo
So people, people, need some good ol' love