I would get something that is really symbolic, such as a wolf (the animal symbol of fear) or lion (courage) or a larger pattern of a tree. Or maybe a ying yang tattoo or two cats .
If you could befiend any animal what would it be?
A cat since they don't need too much attention, and they just seem interesting. If they could speak and/or understand English then I would show them the Warrior Cat books and see what they think about it.
What is one of the stupidest things you've ever done?
I was at a theatre near my house to see Les Miserables with some friends and at intermission I had to pee so I got up to go to the bathroom and tripped in the middle of the isle and it was super embarrassing and my friends made fun of me. Related bonus: I saw my grandparents there and had no idea they were going to the same show, I only ever see them on holidays (the ones I haven't been forced to work).
If you could get everyone in the world to listen to one song, what song would it be?
Everybody has subjective tastes, so a song that I love might be horrible by someone else's standards. I'm going to go with a song that they would never listen to otherwise and say "Subterranea" by Thom Yorke. It's 432 hours long.