I imagine that he is tirelessly fighting brigands and ruthless cereal-pirates at sea,
That he is raining bloody furious cannonade upon them, and fiery hellfire murder on his terrible terrible enemies -
And thanklessly battling starvation and his mutinous crew,
while unimaginable horrors play out across the wild strange untamed seas,
and our world hangs in the balance.
All lost, but for the courage of Captain Crunch.
what languages do you speak?