English. It would be nice to get a degree like that, so you could learn a foreign language and teach in another country. (Though, you could probably do that with any phd.)
You find a magic one time use credit card...thing. It is worth one thousand dollars, but you know that it gets the thousand by taking one cent from 100,000 people's checking accounts. There is no way for the card or purchase to be traced, and you will not get in trouble, in any way if you use it.
Do you use the card?