When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
- Andrew W. Mathis
When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
(btw, I was going to put that first)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex