When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
- Andrew W. Mathis
When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
genuine faux leopard skin
(by the way, you spelled that wrong)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex