I'm working on a short story. I might be about 10-15 pages away from completion, which would free me up to move on the editing phase.
I've got all my documents open and waiting for me, but for the second day in a row I'm pretending I'm just 'warming up' by posting commentary on various receptacles around the internet when really, I'm just f***ing off.
Beat my ass, if you will.
This could work for both of us. I get a fire lit under my ass and you get to exorcise some pent up aggression (maybe even pent-up aggression toward procrastinating writers who f**k around on the interwebs instead of bringing you more delicious bibliotainment!).
Also, I know I'm passing the buck but I won't hold anyone here responsible for my abject failure if I never write anything worth a damn and wind up on the street writing Haikus for pocket change and/or crack (They still accept Haikus as currency for illicit substances, right?).