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    Question How Should I Keep Myself Awake?

    It's almost noon, I've been awake for over 20 hours, I'm dying to curl up with my fluffy pillow and sink into the luxurious nest of softness and.....

    *snort*
    *gasp*

    BUT I CAN'T!

    My sleeping pattern has been stuck on "up all night" for over two weeks and it's starting to get frickin' depressing. I miss the sun!!!

    So I need to stay awake until at LEAST 7PM. I must make this happen. What should I do to stay awake?
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    coffeeeeee or if you're not against drugs speed.

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    Slap yourself in the face every 10 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    coffeeeeee or if you're not against drugs speed.
    I'm at that point where if I have one more cup of coffee there's a good chance I will wind up going clinically insane.

    I mean, if I haven't already.

    Speed? I can haz speed?
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    Try going 48 hours without sleeping. Do anything. Drink lots of caffeine, do some speed whatever.

    And then get a routine. If you have a job that should help. That's how I "cured" myself.

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    Yodeling. Definitely yodeling. At the top of your lungs. And make sure to record your voice! If peeps were sleeping or intend to sleep peacefully during the following nights, they won't be able to after you let the first notes rip out loud. Yelling ensues and gets louder and louder as you continue on with your hardcore freestyle yodeling, so after you've completely lost your voice but still want to keep yourself awake to get into a nice sleeping pattern, have no worries, push play and the people around you, your lovely and peaceful neighbours as you've learned to know and love them as, will take care of that...with what has now reaced the magnitude of an awesome hardcore freestyle yodeling choir. Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooooo...

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    Coffee would be a good idea. Also....

    Buy the largest bag of ice you can find at the store, put it in a bucket with a little bit of water, and dunk your head in every time you get sleepy. It should pep you right up!

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    I dunno, but I'm suddenly reminded of this. Great song.
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    I'm still awake biatches (and gentlewomen)!!!!

    I can see through walls! I can predict the furniture!
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    I can predict the furniture!
    OMFG!!! Do mine do mine!!!

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