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    Talking Your Favorite Non-Expletives When You Need An Expletive...

    What are your favorite words or phrases to use when you want to swear but cannot for whatever reason (or just feel like using a pseudo-expletive just because it sounds friggin' funny)? This can include ones you've heard as well.

    1. Jeebus cripes!!!
    2. Holy ballistics!
    3. Son of a biscuit!
    4. Fothermucker!
    5. That guy was so full of shnot!
    6. Hayzeus Christmas!
    7. What a prink!
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    Bloody hell

    wanker is good too since you don't hear it that much in the states.

    otherwise I don't censor myself all that much.
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    I don't say an expletive unless I feel that the situation calls for it. And then, nothing but an expletive will do.

    But, just to play along:

    Frack!

    What the....?

    Shyte!

    Why don't ya just kiss me where the sun don't shine? [heh, appropo to another recent thread of mine ]

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    oh, you go.... play in traffic :steam:
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    I scream, "Oh, bad word, bad word! Really bad word!"

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    (1) Frack!
    (2) Son of a Biscuit!
    (3) That's FUBS! (Sel-Made Acronym for "FUcking BullShit")
    (4) Tarnation!
    (5) Aye Caramba!
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    oh, you go.... play in traffic :steam:
    Do threats of violence count as non expletives? In that case add "Die in a fire" to my list.
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    Yosemite Sam style! "Rackin'frackin'frickin'frackin'...."

    A good ol' fashioned GOB Bluth "Come ON!"

    I also enjoy "Son of a biscuit."
    Something Witty

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    If threats of violence count then I have been known to say, " I want to kick <said person> in the face. Not just any kick. I want to be barefoot so I can feel <said person>'s teeth crumble."

    Other than violence, my word of choice is "Seriously"
    "...Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand..." (the Skin Horse)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Yosemite Sam style! "Rackin'frackin'frickin'frackin'...."
    I just pictured you gesturing like Yosemite Sam and uttering these.

    I'm putting in an official request for a video of this!


    Mine are:

    freakin'
    eff

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