OK, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED:
I ended up reading everyone's posts while I sat here in bed for a good 2 hours getting hungrier and hungrier. Then, when I couldn't take it anymore, I threw my laptop down, and out of sheer force of habit, put on some sweatpants to wander downstairs. The dog was there, so I was glad I was being modest. The thing can get to humping my leg pretty quickly if given stimulus.
Well, there was only expired milk and some 2 week old take-out in the back, so I decided it would be most beneficial to go drive somewhere to pick something up. Out to the cafe I went. I got some Cornish pastry number and a big cup of diet Coke. Anyway, and here's a crucial point to the story: My little car does not have any cup holders. So, obviously, in the condition I was in, I could not wait to eat. So, I decided to drive, munch, and sip altogether. Which most likely wasn't the smartest idea, as I ended up hitting the curb, almost losing the pastry, which caused me to jerk my other hand back to "catch" it, causing diet Coke being spilled all over my lap.
So, boys and girls, I ended up pulling over, stripping the sweats, and eating sans pants anyway!
Moral of the story: Don't wait for forum responses before making important life decisions.