There are three major classes of dildos available.
Domestic Dildo: Five to seven inches long, usually white, dull black, electric blue or shocking pink in color, with sleek body-armor and slanted heads, these dildos are often found in girls lockers, and gay kitchen cabinets. Some of these have also creeped into maximum security institutions. Major sub-classes within the class are:
Common House Dildo (Dildophalic Concolor)
Doubleheaded Thin Dildo (Chrysohornia Dildogaster)
European Garden Dildo (Dildocunis Familitoes)
All American Domestic Dildo (Sexitilis Americana)
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