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    Default Your favorite (funniest) email of 2007 :P

    Here is one I got just the other day.

    Subject- Get super-size for your willy on New Year holiday!

    Searching for a holiday present for your lassie?

    Don't doubt, she will appreciate it very much to discover
    bigger love stick in your pants!
    VPXL makes it possible for you grow greater length and thickness!
    Time is a delicate mistress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen View Post
    Here is one I got just the other day.

    Subject- Get super-size for your willy on New Year holiday!

    Searching for a holiday present for your lassie?

    Don't doubt, she will appreciate it very much to discover
    bigger love stick in your pants!
    VPXL makes it possible for you grow greater length and thickness!


    Look on the bright side, they at least likely don't know much personal information, or at least are really awful marketers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergling View Post


    Look on the bright side, they at least likely don't know much personal information, or at least are really awful marketers.
    Yes, they really are and no Limey is not getting that for Christmas (in case you were wondering). He doesn't need it and I have the pictures to prove it.
    Time is a delicate mistress.

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    My favorite pr0n spam email ever was "THIS JUST IN: MY ASS HURTS"

    I didn't open it.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    My favorite pr0n spam email ever was "THIS JUST IN: MY ASS HURTS"

    I didn't open it.
    lmao! Why not? That could have been useful information!
    Time is a delicate mistress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    My favorite pr0n spam email ever was "THIS JUST IN: MY ASS HURTS"

    I didn't open it.
    It would be even funnier if we just moved that colon a little bit.

    "THIS JUST IN MY ASS: HURTS"

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    Movement in the colon was probably the problem in the first place.

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    This is from a friend of mine who does helpdesk.

    I call it "help, I can't fix my own program so you need to fix it for me!"


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