Why? The vegetarian clan she was a part of pissed her off and she decided to get revenge.
"We knew he was someone who had a tragic flaw, that's where his greatness came from"
Why? They wanted to use corn for ethanol-based fuels.
Drunken ENTP battle (Tesla rulz)
Why? They wanted a cover story for their illicit moonshine production facility.
Look into my avatar. Look deep into my avatar...
Why? The last cover blew up.
Why? They forgot that alcohol was flamable.
Why? Because they are illiterate hillbillies.
Why? Because they live so high up in the Appalachian mountains and so deep in the West Virginia woods that even the U.S. census workers can't find them.
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey
Why? That's where they think the best looking women are.
Why? Because their crossed-eyes blur their vision.
Why? Inbreeding causes genetic defects to accumulate.