Gettin' it on with my housemate, we were both really, really drunk (we went through about 5 bottles of wine) and he started to hit on me. Being drunk, I went for it and we ended up sleeping together. Unfortunatly, having something rammed down your throat when really drunk can trigger unpleasant reactions and I puked all over his... umm... nether regions.
I thought surely this would be the end of the hookup, but he just cleaned up and went on with things like nothing had happened
He said afterwords that it was his first time
Poor boy probably hasn't had sex since that night from the trauma!