I dont want to work today. I dont understand why its my job to legitimately do everything at my work. I work hard, so yeah- what do I get, I get rewarded with MORE work and higher expectations.
ah well, at least I dont come in until noon today.
Oh and we have these new chips that no one on the planet is going to buy ever that I get a million questions about.
Thing is, Im always pretty honest with the customers, even when I shouldnt be.
Ask me what sort of sauce goes well on this sub- Ill tell you, yeah, I actually dont really eat here ever. Lots of people get mayo though.
Ask me, what kind of chips to get of the new varieties. Ill say something like, yeah tbh they are all a bit too weird for me. Im going to try them all but, yeah I dunno. Maybe the chicken ones or the beef ones might be alright? Interesting I would bet for sure.
But anyways. Its a pain in the ass to answer those questions because I DONT WANT TO CHOOSE YOUR MEAL FOR YOU. Get something YOU like.
Usually I just throw out- honey mustard, sweet onion, ranch, mayo, or chipotle. As three of those I would eat and the other two are swimmingly popular.
Anyways. This wasnt much of a rant I dont think. Im not really angry enough to rant.
Thread: The Rant Thread
08-02-2016, 09:51 AM #6791
08-02-2016, 08:33 PM #6792
I just spent the last 90 minutes swatting flies; I managed to kill 37 of them. Not sure how they got in but there's probably a dead animal someplace.Finally, the cgi smurfs look like the cartoon smurfs - 'bout smurfin' time.
08-03-2016, 02:19 AM #6793
08-03-2016, 04:09 AM #6794
I had a weird dream/nightmarish thing and I dunno if I wanna go back to sleep.
It was that I went to see my psychiatrist and all he did the whole time was make fun of me- all the most intimate and fragile parts he would start laughing. And then he just perscribed me vitamins and said I was just a pussy. But when I tried to leave they wouldnt let me because they said I was a danger to myself or others and I was like... What? Im so confused.
And so... Its, go back to sleep and risk it again- or stay up.
I just like sleeping WAY too much- so problem answwered I suppose.
08-03-2016, 06:10 AM #6795
I miss the days where my meds made me go to bed at a normal hour and then wake up refreshed. My sleep schedule is so screwed up! I think it's because I don't take my meds until I plop into bed (cause I get annoyed when I am made to be sleepy and akathisia is ANNOYING). I probably should start taking them at 9:30 like I used to...
I only got 5 hours of sleep last night cause I had to get up early, was exausted all afternoon, and now I am wide awake at 4am again *sigh*. I'm tired of this.
08-03-2016, 09:44 PM #6796
She took the flyswatter. I took the vacuum cleaner hose. And we snuck up on them and jumped them. She'd swat the flies that were on the window and I'd suck up the ones that tried to fly away and were still in the windowsill. We were doing this for like 10 minutes straight. She even took a picture of all the dead fly bodies on the ground when we were done. There were at least half a hundred, and that's not including all the ones I sucked up!
08-04-2016, 12:16 AM #6797
Bloated, control-freak unconstitutional government.
08-04-2016, 09:43 AM #6798
Thank you for always knowing what to say to make me want to die.So dust off your fuck me pumps
08-04-2016, 06:32 PM #6799
please don't be smart but please pretend to be and convince everyone you are.Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
08-04-2016, 07:41 PM #6800To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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