Get drunk, take drugs, lie about it, get totally wasted, pass out half naked, sleep during the whole next day and tell your gifrliend to take care of you, because you feel sick.... That's how Mona likes it.
It took her twenty years to realize who her husband really was
Oh really? So, you waited until I was feeling a little bit better psychologically to tell me this. Uhuh. Ok. Well, I'm back! You stupid little fucks! All of you. Including him. His mother. His sister and "brother". My mother and father. My sisters and brothers. My cousins. Go to fucking hell, all of you. I'm leaving and going so far away you'll NEVER find me. I fucking HATE you all.
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave...when first we practice to deceive.”
― Walter Scott, Marmion
It's that time of the year when you have to stop using hairspray and start using bug spray.
Sucks for you, my blood is bitter. :P lol one time I was at this national park, the rest of my family got bitten and I had not one bite. I was wearing shorts and a t shirt.
Originally Posted by magpie
This quote would look really good in your signature.
MBTI: INFP (by cold percentages over used dom and tert)
Cognitive Functions: Ni Fe Ti Se (INFJ)
Astrology: Double Aries (Sun & Moon) Cancer Ascendant
Enneagram: 4wb/9wb/7wb sx/so/sp
Socionics: IEI - Ni β