02-29-2016 10:05 PM
hey ma! got a tatoo
Originally Posted by EJCC
02-29-2016 10:14 PM
02-29-2016 10:35 PM
The Pope was working the Sunday crossword puzzle.
Originally Posted by EJCC
After pondering one piece of it for a while, he asked aloud of the Cardinals sitting around, "What would be a 4-letter word ending in u-n-t where the clue is 'a female'?"
The Cardinals puzzled about this for a while, but after a bit one of them chime in, "AUNT!"
"Ah yes," the Pope replied, hastily erasing what he had written there previously.
An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.
A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
02-29-2016 10:49 PM
I know this is a rant, but maybe this will help... some can, some can't, for the most part they pretty much even out by 3rd grade or so. Exposure and engagement is one thing, but I don't think we need to be actively teaching 2 year olds to count and read. Let them play and shit their pants for a while longer. Childhood is so short.
Originally Posted by Aquarelle
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii
02-29-2016 10:50 PM
Alchemist of life
Did you hear the one about how we ended up with a Polish pope (John Paul II)?
Originally Posted by uumlau
After the previous pope died,
Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it. We should remove the carrot and walk forward with our eyes open. -- Raistlin Majere
02-29-2016 10:54 PM
02-29-2016 11:14 PM
Why you looking for a harmony?
There is harmony in everything
It's a butterfly who waits for wind
To fly away
If you're looking for a dream girl
I'll never be your dream girl
Living in the real world
Looking for a dream girl
03-01-2016 12:37 PM
waiting for Winterman
Fuller House exists? Why God, why?
03-01-2016 01:35 PM
Caucuses suck. You mean to tell me that the only time I can go and vote is between 7 and 8 pm --one hour-- which also happens to be my kid's bedtime? So I get to bring a cranky, overtired toddler with me into a crowded, chaotic place and wait in line for an hour? Luckily, my husband is on 1st shift this week, or I'd be doing it alone. Because if he were on 2nd, there'd be NO way he could vote-- despite the fact that legally employers have to grant time off to vote, the plant he works at is a 24/7 operation, and there's no way they could let everyone go for the same hour. UGH. I'm going. Caucusing is important. But god, could they make it any more difficult?!
03-01-2016 07:10 PM
Trick or treat
Ok... I forgot about this but this was weird and sort of kind of pissed me off today because I mean I just don't understand what the fuck it was.
So I was sitting waiting for class to start with my headphones on minding my own business on a bench when some asshole just casually strolls on by and calls me a loser. I had no idea who the fuck he was or what I was doing that made him specifically... Like I don't know who the fuck just randomly goes out of their way to call a person a loser. It wasn't like he was doing it to show off to his friends or anything too, he was walking alone... Just walking down a hallway it wasn't like he was riding along on a gold plated hovercraft or anything... Just normally walking around. And I mean it wasn't like I was sitting there picking my nose or something. Was just sitting all innocent and quiet like and out of the blue...
I wasn't even upset about it. I think it was because I was just so flipping perplexed. Did make me a bit paranoid though, like wondering if someone drew a penis on my face while I wasn't paying attention, or if I don't know... I just naturally gave off loser vibes somehow that it was noticeable to every onlooker. Actually though, it did make me sad for a minute- in a yeah maybe I really just am a loser sort of thing by nature... But then I just kind of shrugged it off and thought it was odd. I do wonder wtf it was though. Probably just some douchebag being a douchebag.
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