Dear Probably ENTJ.. and anyone else in a "mood" to be up my butthole with messages or calls once every 6-12 months,
I am a doubly anti-responsive person when people attempt to back me into a corner for my responsiveness or lack thereof. When you message me once after months of not even a "Hey how are you?" because you are being a self-concerned brat, don't expect me to pay you much immediate mind. Also, cease and desist from making snarky or passive aggressive commentary in following messages. I don't respond to little children tugging at my social media shirt-side about "waaah are we still friends?" "waaah I cant plan my life without knowing even though waaah I have barely talked to you for a year waaah"
No. Thank. You.
If we aren't dating, then kindly shove the fuck off!
Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man
fuck you old man... I give you a cupcake and you judge my life choices like I'm a member of your fucking church? at my grandma's birthday party?
people like you are the reason I rarely go back home... not because I don't like my family, because they're pretty awesome, not because I don't like open spaces and trees because I LOVE those... it's fucking narrow minded idiots like you who feel the need to ask things like "when are you going to become an honest woman and quit living in sin?" while looking down the front of my dress... asshole
“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett