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    To the following drivers, BIRD, BIRD and DOUBLE BIRD YOU! :steam:
    • Do NOT honk me while I wait for a pedestrian to cross the street. Are you blind or just stupid?
    • Do NOT signal left and then turn right.
    • Do NOT swing into the left hand lane while turning right, almost nailing my car.
    • Do NOT drive at light speed just so you can make the right hand turn on the amber/red, while I'm waiting to make a left hand turn onto the same one lane street.
    • Do NOT drive in the left hand lane at or below the speed limit. Get out of my way.
    • Do NOT take 10 minutes to lane change, hogging both lanes while floating from lane to lane in obliviousness.
    • Do NOT not use your signal.
    • Do NOT tail gate me when there are two lanes wide open.
    • Do NOT try to get my number while we're driving.
    • Do NOT slow down to a crawl while it's raining. Rain is natural and shouldn't be feared to this degree.

    If this list is too directive, BIRD YOU TOO!

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    Why does everybody smell like coconut today?!
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Call it jealousy or call it having a bad fucking week, but I think I despise my little sister.
    She is getting a Wii and an iPod touch for Christmas this year. She's nine. Also when she is sick, she just roams about the house moaning and groaning and infecting everyone. It's disgusting - because on my weekend home, I get freaking sick right before finals.


    I'm just really pissed at the world right now. Working out really helps, but then when you stop that high only lasts for so long. It needs to last longer.

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    If happiness comes from desire, would you be happy never obtaining what you want?

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    The air in here must be dry because everything metal I touch is giving me a shock.
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    Dear College....you are fucking retarded.

    Maybe it's a sign to CANCEL when most of the classes WITH 70 PEOPLE ONLY HAVE 15 SHOW UP BECAUSE THE WEATHER IS SHIT! You will be receiving a call from me later about this, and maybe next time when I think I have to go and risk my life to get to a class I loathe, I won't. Because enough people will try and make sure that you aren't being an asshole by keeping classes running on schedule.


    And to the cop who was ticketing yesterday, I'm sorry your wife divorced you/child died/dog got sick etc. enough to make you an asshole and ticket people (OUT OF ALL THE DAYS YOU NEVER TICKET, JUST TODAY) in the middle of a snowstorm, when people probably had a real shitty time trying to get to class. I'm actually impressed by your assholery.

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    Dear Insomnia,

    I hate you.

    I hate you with all the hate I can hate with.

    Can I hate more than that? If I can, I hate you more than that, too.

    I hate you so much I am considering stomping around my house making loud noises to wake my housemate up because i might as well NOT be alone in my misery. So you not only are YOU a Jerk, but you turn ME into a jerk. Jerk.

    GRAAHHHHHABKAJHFLJHV!!!!!!!!

    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

    HADRON COLLIDER RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE ON YOU!!!!!!!!

    GAH!!

    I mean, you're essentially my brain, DON'T YOU KNOW WE HAVE SH*T TO DO THAT REQUIRES US HAVING SLEPT???

    I mean, FUCK man!!! COME ON! This is UTTER BS!!

    You make me so angry i type in caps unnecessarily, LIKE THIS YOU EFFING JERK.

    Anyway, please leave me alone. Let's have a civil break-up, you keep the sleeplessness and i'll keep everything else.

    Yes? Yes.

    Love,

    Nijntje.

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    Omg, do you want some of my sleep? I've been sleeping too much. *throws over some sleepiness*

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    That would be AMAZING. *Catch!*

    I'll reserve it for tonight when i'm mentally and bodily shattered from my day on 3.5 hours!

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
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    ^^^ I hear you.

    Insomnia is the worse. I go months without any decent sleep where I just sit in my room, and creep on TypeC and Facebook refreshing the page every couple of minutes hoping there are other people out there just as miserable as I am. Insomnia has made me despise silence.

    Luckily (how messed up is this), I've been sick these last couple of weeks and sleep as come easier to me. It won't last long and of course it happened during finals week, but sleep is so...wonderful.

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