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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Alternately, you can sound incredibly out of character when you say you want to punch someone in the face. Or always sound like you're kidding. Which is how I can get away with it.

    (Side note: @Vulcan, did you edit that post after I posted? Or did I subconsciously steal your "punch someone in the face" language without meaning to?)
    I can't remember, honestly. It might have just been odd timing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    The trick is to pretend that you hate everyone. Then it won't be out of character when you say you want to punch someone in the face.

    Also, as an added bonus, people are always caught hilariously off guard when you say or do something nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vulcan View Post
    Gahh, all this pretending stuff is so annoying. Can't we all just evolve into sea-urchins? Sea-urchins just lie in clumps on the ocean floor, they don't have to pretend to be anything. Plus the spines repel all the annoying creatures of the sea.
    Who's pretending? INTJs hate everyone. We act nice when people occasionally fall into the category of "less annoying".
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    Who's pretending? INTJs hate everyone. We act nice when people occasionally fall into the category of "less annoying".
    That must be a rare occurrence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vulcan View Post
    That must be a rare occurrence.
    It is, indeed.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    Who's pretending? INTJs hate everyone. We act nice when people occasionally fall into the category of "less annoying".
    @Showbread once said something hilarious on Vent, that I've been tempted to use as my signature: "I don't think you can be a real INTJ if you don't want to slap people."
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Punching in the face......hmmm, maybe it is time to pick up a martial art....sign me up, too.....I haven't punched anyone on 23 years....
    Quote Originally Posted by Archilochus
    The fox knows many things--the hedgehog one big one.
    And I am not a hedgehog......

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    Jesus said "Blessed are the peacemakers" not "blessed are the conflict avoiders.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    @Showbread once said something hilarious on Vent, that I've been tempted to use as my signature: "I don't think you can be a real INTJ if you don't want to slap people."
    Well, see, that's where being a type 9 comes in. I want to slap people. I suppress it.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SearchingforPeace View Post
    Punching in the face......hmmm, maybe it is time to pick up a martial art....sign me up, too.....I haven't punched anyone on 23 years....
    MA gives you options. I don't always want to hurt someone, but when I do I prefer to imagine punching them in the throat with a long fist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    Who's pretending? INTJs hate everyone. We act nice when people occasionally fall into the category of "less annoying".
    Bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Bullshit.
    Well, yeah! But that's no reason for spoiling all the fun ...
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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