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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Every time I get cramps, I think, "This is it. This is the one that kills me."

    Half the time wishing that they would. But those sneaky little guys just like to play with you, on the edge of sanity. No mercy. Jerks

    On another note, a customer called me a frigid c*nt today and proceeded to throw a handful of change at my face. They don't generally sink that low, but honestly I have stopped being surprised. Give some people any amount of power, and just watch what they do it.

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    My brother is such an asshole. I wish he'd leave and never come back.

    Also, I hope he never gets married. He'd be an abusive husband and a horrible father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty6226 View Post
    Half the time wishing that they would. But those sneaky little guys just like to play with you, on the edge of sanity. No mercy. Jerks

    On another note, a customer called me a frigid c*nt today and proceeded to throw a handful of change at my face. They don't generally sink that low, but honestly I have stopped being surprised. Give some people any amount of power, and just watch what they do it.
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
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    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    God damn it, why are you such a jerk? Good people shouldn't be jerks!
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    comcast sucks, they tried to claim i didn't return an internet gateway? of course I didn't cuz I had my own assholes. it's always said i had my own and then all of sudden i have one of yours fuck you i'm not paying you jack shit. greedy assholes.
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    Why is it supposed to by MY job to know what my brothers' schedules are? Mom, if you want me to go to their things, you need to tell me AHEAD of time when they are so that I can request off of work. I can't just randomly call in. Don't get mad at me for your bullshit.

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    I know this is a terribly un-American thing to say, but all most people need in a car is a small to mid-size car with front wheel drive and a reasonable 4-cylinder engine. All else is mostly bullshit status and gear-wankery and usually wasteful of resources yours and the world's. I know this from a lifetime of driving way too much, elevations, country roads, flooded and dry, through ice and snow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    I know this is a terribly un-American thing to say, but all most people need in a car is a small to mid-size car with front wheel drive and a reasonable 4-cylinder engine. All else is mostly bullshit status and gear-wankery and usually wasteful of resources yours and the world's. I know this from a lifetime of driving way too much, elevations, country roads, flooded and dry, through ice and snow.
    Traitor. I'll have your tongue out for that!
    Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!

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    Why is the neighbor's dog pissed off at me for barking at him? The hypocrite.

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