I mean, I know people are trying to show off and look like good parents on Facebook. I get that. It's just that you end up looking like a super-paranoid nature-hating helicopter parent. Let's say your kid actually manages to get bitten by a garter snake or a rat snake or a corn snake...so what? It's part of life, cupcake. If you're worried it will be an ongoing issue...well, at least your kid might be on track to get a Darwin Award someday if nothing else.