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Thread: The Rant Thread

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    across the universe Array Olm the Water King's Avatar
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    Can't focus. My thoughts are all over the universe.

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    my mom shut the data off on my phone (yes she pays my phone bill shut up) resulting in me showing up to work 2 days later to 50 texts asking where I am and if I'm alive and accusing me of bailing on plans

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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    my mom shut the data off on my phone (yes she pays my phone bill shut up) resulting in me showing up to work 2 days later to 50 texts asking where I am and if I'm alive and accusing me of bailing on plans
    I've learned I can't leave my phone off or charging, had my step-mother worried that something bad happened the last time I left my phone off. I also have adult children who need to reach me in case of emergency.

    I wonder how people managed before cell phones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.
    I have heard rumours; that the matriarchy is disturbed by the level of respect you have for your husband ......... There are even whispers you have occasionally let him out of the kitchen, unchained!
    Even when the sun is shining, I can't avoid the lightning Oh, where did the blue skies go? And why is it raining so?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Mobius View Post
    I have heard rumours; that the matriarchy is disturbed by the level of respect you have for your husband ......... There are even whispers you have occasionally let him out of the kitchen, unchained!
    FOR SHAME, @Ivy. YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME AND DISHONOR TO THE SISTERHOOD.
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Silly, we don't keep the men in the kitchen. Their place is in the garage.
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    All dogs are ESFJ.
    I'm starting to doubt your INTPness. You sound more like an ESTP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Silly, we don't keep the men in the kitchen. Their place is in the garage.
    My immediate response was, "Ugh. Who wants to have sex in a garage?"

    Then after some thought I was like, "...so uh? Who wants to have sex in a garage?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomINTP View Post
    All dogs are ESFJ.
    I'm starting to doubt your INTPness. You sound more like an ESTP.
    You need to start mentioning people in your posts. Nobody knows who you're talking to.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Up Rex View Post
    My immediate response was, "Ugh. Who wants to have sex in a garage?"

    Then after some thought I was like, "...so uh? Who wants to have sex in a garage?"
    You just made me snort laugh!
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