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Thread: The Rant Thread

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    Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.
    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.
    Presumably he's too busy on the set of Vikings?
    At the time they cut me free. I was brimming with defiance. Doctors looking down on me. Breaking every law of science.
    How'd I ever end up here? A latent strain of color blindness. Then it seemed to dawn on me. Haemoglobin is the key
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    Too busy BEING AN ACTUAL VIKING.
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    The wind was really crappy today and I couldn't ride my bike.
    1w2-6w5-3w2 so/sp

    "I took one those personality tests. It came back negative." - Dan Mintz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.
    I would like to see that actually. I really don't know how to be a man.
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    My bra is really cutting into the underside of my boobs. The really delicate spot that doesn't ever see the sun. Fucking medieval torture devices.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Oh. Also. Fucking Adobe crashed my OSX installation and froze and won't force quit and now nothing works and no applications will open or safari or even the fucking utilities. ALL BECAUSE ADOBE IS A FUCKING FUCK FUCK OF FUCKERY WHO WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE AND MAKE ME HAVE A LUDICROUSLY EXPENSIVE PAPERWEIGHT.

    Fuck you Adobe. Fuck you right in your motherfucking ear.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    My bra is really cutting into the underside of my boobs. The really delicate spot that doesn't ever see the sun. Fucking medieval torture devices.
    Underwires are a tool of the patriarchy. True feminists wear only sports bras for their own comfort, or nothing at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Underwires are a tool of the patriarchy. True feminists wear only sports bras for their own comfort, or nothing at all.
    my sportsbras still have underwire :c

    FREE IT IS!

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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