Times like this, I wish I could convince my (hot, bearded, sexy) husband to come back to the forum to school the boys on how to be a man.
Presumably he's too busy on the set of Vikings?
At the time they cut me free. I was brimming with defiance. Doctors looking down on me. Breaking every law of science.
How'd I ever end up here? A latent strain of color blindness. Then it seemed to dawn on me. Haemoglobin is the key
Oh. Also. Fucking Adobe crashed my OSX installation and froze and won't force quit and now nothing works and no applications will open or safari or even the fucking utilities. ALL BECAUSE ADOBE IS A FUCKING FUCK FUCK OF FUCKERY WHO WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE AND MAKE ME HAVE A LUDICROUSLY EXPENSIVE PAPERWEIGHT.
Fuck you Adobe. Fuck you right in your motherfucking ear.
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people. I am one of the terrible things..