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    dude who sits across the classroom from me in my CAD class won't ever shut the fuck up and I really want to stuff a ball gag in his mouth

    he sounds like a fucking muppet (specifically Kermit the Frog) and his voice has the same penetrative quality as the sound of a mosquito or a dentist's drill

    and worst of all HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT SHIT THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AND DOESN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE WORDS RIGHT!!! *melts into puddle of despair about humanity*

    and he won't shut the fuck up

    dear god I want to kick his ass and I COULD kick his ass but I'd get arrested for battery or something unless the cops heard him talk and then I'd probably get the keys to the city

    perhaps I shall ask him to sing rainbow connection for us next class!
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
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    That bloody lamp hangs too low in my kitchen, I keep hitting my head every time I walk past it...
    I'm a green bean killing machine.

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    Fuck you, I just masturbated, made myself cum a few times...

    then.. cried myself to sleep.. wishing I could just hold your hand.
    We are more than the sum of our parts.

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    Running people over on my police interceptor on Bf hardline beta. It's "cool".

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    I always get em aswell.

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    I ain't buying this shit though.

    Nor am I planning on buying Battlefield 4.

    Battlefield 3 tops on every aspect which makes it the superior Bf fps atm.

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    FUDGE BUCKETS.

    It's like some people exist for the sole purpose of driving others crazy.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Damn you, irrational 2 wing! The world doesn't owe you a f*cking debt of gratitude!
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneandonly View Post
    Fuck you, I just masturbated, made myself cum a few times...

    then.. cried myself to sleep.. wishing I could just hold your hand.
    Ohmygoodness, girl!

    Surrender your soul to a higher purpose. Stand in the light of grace and let God's love set you free. No matter what life throws at you, God can catch you with both hands. Let him.

    I pray for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    dude who sits across the classroom from me in my CAD class won't ever shut the fuck up and I really want to stuff a ball gag in his mouth

    he sounds like a fucking muppet (specifically Kermit the Frog) and his voice has the same penetrative quality as the sound of a mosquito or a dentist's drill

    and worst of all HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT SHIT THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AND DOESN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE WORDS RIGHT!!! *melts into puddle of despair about humanity*

    and he won't shut the fuck up

    dear god I want to kick his ass and I COULD kick his ass but I'd get arrested for battery or something unless the cops heard him talk and then I'd probably get the keys to the city

    perhaps I shall ask him to sing rainbow connection for us next class!
    I took CAD! I was the only girl in the class! I was , until the professor made me hand out the syllabus, .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinny-Love View Post
    Ohmygoodness, girl!

    Surrender your soul to a higher purpose. Stand in the light of grace and let God's love set you free. No matter what life throws at you, God can catch you with both hands. Let him.

    I pray for you.
    fuck jesus.. i'd do him
    We are more than the sum of our parts.

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