dude who sits across the classroom from me in my CAD class won't ever shut the fuck up and I really want to stuff a ball gag in his mouth
he sounds like a fucking muppet (specifically Kermit the Frog) and his voice has the same penetrative quality as the sound of a mosquito or a dentist's drill
and worst of all HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT SHIT THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AND DOESN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE WORDS RIGHT!!! *melts into puddle of despair about humanity*
and he won't shut the fuck up
dear god I want to kick his ass and I COULD kick his ass but I'd get arrested for battery or something unless the cops heard him talk and then I'd probably get the keys to the city
perhaps I shall ask him to sing rainbow connection for us next class!