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    Every stupid time I finally get a chance to breathe and be alive I always cross some line and end up hurting someone, and then I feel terrible and I slink away from everyone for the next three months like the dumb little robot I am. Soon I burn out the whole population of an area and I'm alone and internally dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    Every stupid time I finally get a chance to breathe and be alive I always cross some line and end up hurting someone, and then I feel terrible and I slink away from everyone for the next three months like the dumb little robot I am. Soon I burn out the whole population of an area and I'm alone and internally dead.
    *gives you launch all the nuke button* might as well get it over with now
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    Damn my well meaning co-worker who when manages to get a toehold into my project and re-does everything. He's smart, prolific, genial and completely impossible to work with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    Every stupid time I finally get a chance to breathe and be alive I always cross some line and end up hurting someone, and then I feel terrible and I slink away from everyone for the next three months like the dumb little robot I am. Soon I burn out the whole population of an area and I'm alone and internally dead.
    Kindred spirit.

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    Today ENFJ roommate asked if she could borrow my blender, I told her she could. I a few minutes later I hear an awful crunching and grinding sound and come into the kitchen to find she has put an entire head of raw cauliflower into the blender and turned it on high. I have no idea why she thought this was a good idea. But if my blender doesn't work next time I want a smoothie she is buying me a new one. She ended up grating the cauliflower with a cheese grater instead and no my apartment smells awful. Cauliflower is icky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Showbread View Post
    Today ENFJ roommate asked if she could borrow my blender, I told her she could. I a few minutes later I hear an awful crunching and grinding sound and come into the kitchen to find she has put an entire head of raw cauliflower into the blender and turned it on high. I have no idea why she thought this was a good idea. But if my blender doesn't work next time I want a smoothie she is buying me a new one. She ended up grating the cauliflower with a cheese grater instead and no my apartment smells awful. Cauliflower is icky.
    LMAO!!!!!! Omg I would be unable to be mad in that situation. I'd be too busy loosing my shit laughing. omg.
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    I keep forgetting that time I was in a movie, a movie I didn't really enjoy that much except for a few key moments and I got paid next to nothing:





    " the closer he looks at the child, the less he sees. But the more he looks at, there's nothing there. I think he fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn't anything there. That's him" (John Hughes su questa scena)
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    IT'S EITHER ME OR YOUR MOM. DECIDE. *ANGRYRAPEFACE*

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    Damn, make up does have a powerful effect in terms of appeal..


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