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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    stop giving a fuck, seriously. it's not that important. to kill yourself over it.
    Yeah I think I'm just going to do all the things...or nothing. Probably nothing. If one thing is certain it's that I'm a lazy fuck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PocketFullOf View Post
    Yeah I think I'm just going to do all the things...or nothing. Probably nothing. If one thing is certain it's that I'm a lazy fuck.
    yeah
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    For some reason the girl I considered one of my best friend hid our photo albums and uploaded others with her hanging out with her new (girl)crush. Having Bisexual friends sucks.
    Ah who cares. I don't even need people in my life.

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    Dear local swimming pool.

    I understand that my superlative breast-stroke makes it appear as if I am a sea-dwelling crustacean, but please recognise that I am not, I repeat, NOT a lobster. It may appear so as I exit your showers, swearing under my breath, but please let it be known that I am a human being and unless I am being paid for the cost of being devoured by hungry upper-middle class leeches, I don't enjoy skin-removal hot temperatures after a rather cold swim.

    Yours sincerely,

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    Do you ever get that feeling as if someone was about to stab you in the back?
    Because I can't stop feeling like that...

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    Bugs are so loud. I wish I could kill them. I just can't do it. It's freaking ridiculous but I really can't.

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    Dear department store;

    I realise this is the 'festive' season and that the shoppers who come in are hearing this music for the first time.

    However, when you have an 11 track CD and 4 of the songs are different renditions of "Last Christmas" by George Michael and two of them are renditions of Mariah Carey's "All I want for Xmas is you", and I'm in the store approximately 9-12 hours a day 4 days a week and you've been playing this CD since the START OF NOVEMBER. I'm going to start to regard this 'festive playlist' as psychological warfare and it will be your fault if I snap and get stabby.

    IF I HEAR IT ANY MORE I CANT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT I DO WHEN YOURE CLEARLY TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE.

    Love,

    A very stabby feeling Nij.

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    Flying on a commercial airline is an enormous exercise in waiting. You wait in line to check in and get your boarding pass, you wait in line to check your bags, you wait in line to pass through a security screening, you wait at the gate until it's time to board, and after all that you wait in line at the gate to board.

    Wait wait wait wait wait. Five waits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Flying on a commercial airline is an enormous exercise in waiting. You wait in line to check in and get your boarding pass, you wait in line to check your bags, you wait in line to pass through a security screening, you wait at the gate until it's time to board, and after all that you wait in line at the gate to board.

    Wait wait wait wait wait. Five waits.
    But jets go real fast.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    My friend's 5 year-old offspring hugged me last weekend. And kissed me on the cheek.
    Now I have cold-symptoms.

    I warned everyone that I was allergic to children.
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    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



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