Just open up your eyes, why don't you grow up and see?
But what the hell is "growing up" and tell me when will I be?
Can a single person out there just explain it to me?
Hey, just tell me how... It's not like I care now.
I counted 49. You know those super smart people who can count how many paper clips there are when someone spills a box of them on the ground...yeah...I'm not one of those...I would just look at the number on the box and then estimate how often the person holding it eats corn on the cob.
because the number of times someone eat corn on the cob is directly related to how many paper clips are in the box. seems logically sound to me
Perfectly robust chickens Run laps a lot Pee on the garden Leap over fences Cock is a word for rooster Hen is a type of chicken? Kit kats are good Nice chickens don't belong in the Zoo
Extra extra, read all about it! Daft Englishman thinks electric razor wouldn't lie to him when it states it can shave when foam is on. Gets clogged up and leaves face barely done. Pubic hair looking face.
In other news:
Neighbour hears screams from next door in shave-related tragedy
Abandoned shaver found wedged into fan-filter at local supermarket
Crazed, half-naked man runs through local supermarket swearing. Facial hair said to be "very pubic looking".
'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp
There's being an asshole. That's me. And then there's being an arrogant asshurt asshole. That's you. And you need to stop shitting yourselves every time someone has fun and it's not under your definition of fun. There is absolutely no reason for you to be a dick to someone because they like things you don't. You're no better as a person for liking St. Lucia than someone who likes Katy Perry.
You're not an ESTJ. You don't get an excuse for your judgment and arrogance. Cut that shit out. You're just embarrassing yourself.
people who expect a change
who can't throw away their humanity
who stay idle in growth
who won't dirty their hands
those are the most terrifying of monsters