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    dear fucking god... nothing makes me hate the mass culture tendencies towards averaging than shopping for clothing... nothing fits, dammit!
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    dear fucking god... nothing makes me hate the mass culture tendencies towards averaging than shopping for clothing... nothing fits, dammit!
    the nudist colony is looking good, eh?
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    the nudist colony is looking good, eh?
    nudist colony always looks good... as long as there's a few buckets of sunscreen and no mosquitoes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    nudist colony always looks good... as long as there's a few buckets of sunscreen and no mosquitoes!
    sunscreen i can do, but i'm not god of the mosquitos. just bring someone that has slightly tastier blood than yours and be really near by and perhaps the mosquitos will bite them instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    sunscreen i can do, but i'm not god of the mosquitos. just bring someone that has slightly tastier blood than yours and be really near by and perhaps the mosquitos will bite them instead
    the only person who I know that mosquitoes like even more than me is my grandma... I'm NOT bringing my grandma to a nudist colony!
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    the only person who I know that mosquitoes like even more than me is my grandma... I'm NOT bringing my grandma to a nudist colony!
    why not? she's probably seen naked people more times than days you've been alive.

    spoiler alert
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    why not? she's probably seen naked people more times than days you've been alive.

    spoiler alert
    because she's a far right fundamentalist christian... and 80 years old? I'm not trying to give her a heart attack at the horrors of the modern hippy or something

    and I'm certain of that... she had 5 daughters
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    because she's a far right fundamentalist christian... and 80 years old? I'm not trying to give her a heart attack at the horrors of the modern hippy or something

    and I'm certain of that... she had 5 daughters

    the far right fundamentlist christians are the hippiest and kinkest if given enough booze. dude you just gotta to play the angle correctly
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    Pregnancy-related acid reflux*




    *Also know as myorgansaresqueezedasidebyababyinmytorsoandhavenow heretogosoithurtsitis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring View Post
    Pregnancy-related acid reflux*




    *Also know as myorgansaresqueezedasidebyababyinmytorsoandhavenow heretogosoithurtsitis
    A friend suffered this during her second pregnancy. To mitigate, she grazed small, healthy snacks all day long, avoiding full meals.

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