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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    i've never been in an irl fight but i hope to someday. only if i win though.

    my boss put balloons on our street sign bc there was a sporting event today, and apparently drunk people and balloons are not a good combo. so i was essentially like an elderly person yelling "get off my lawn" but at people trying to pop our balloons.
    Hahaha good story
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    I projectile vomited and missed the toilet. It hit the back wall with alarming force.

    Nothing like heaving over a toilet thinking if you retch any harder you'll vomit out your bones and realising you have to clean off the wall behind the toilet too. Thank god it was mostly water and NOT thank god my medication had time to dissolve so it had a wonderful chemical taste and burning quality to it.

    Apparently my tummy didn't like dinner.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    I projectile vomited and missed the toilet. It hit the back wall with alarming force.

    Nothing like heaving over a toilet thinking if you retch any harder you'll vomit out your bones and realising you have to clean off the wall behind the toilet too. Thank god it was mostly water and NOT thank god my medication had time to dissolve so it had a wonderful chemical taste and burning quality to it.

    Apparently my tummy didn't like dinner.
    Were any of your cats standing there, watching you?
    I love when pets try to supervise.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
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    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



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    Mellow mellow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oaky View Post
    Mellow mellow...
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    umm who gives a shit that george clooney got married? seriously? how is this important? we are currently in another uncertain ending of a war..

    and we should be so glad that someone who couldnt commit to a relationship finally did? so what.

    his revolution should not be televised

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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    i've never been in an irl fight but i hope to someday. only if i win though.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    Ya know what sux? Being old enough and wise enough to know the steps to take to be happy, but for some reason, being unable to DO them. Like, where'd my fakin' motivation go.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Were any of your cats standing there, watching you?
    I love when pets try to supervise.
    Ohhhh yeah, Hansel was supervising my misery, he's drawn to it.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Why are people always expected to put themselves into a nice little defined category? And why is not being able to or refusing to put yourself into a category so frowned upon? It's not like it's always necessary.
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