Being held hostage at my work. Waiting to be dismissed early for the vacation, and no one's doing it, because the person who usually does it is out of the office and upper management doesn't have its shit together.
JUST LET US GO HOME ALREADY. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
My best friend doesn't have a boss anymore. He was part of the traffic unit and answered to the traffic sergeant, but the unit got disbanded at the beginning of this month, so there is no more traffic sergeant. His position has not been merged into the rest of the CSOs, so he doesn't have their supervisor. None of the patrol sergeants have been designated as his new boss. He has not been assigned to any of the patrol lieutenants, or the operations lieutenant who used to be the next step above the traffic sergeant. All he can say for sure is that his chain of command is the operations captain and then the chief. So any time he needs authorization for something, instructions while in the field, or to apply for time off, he's pretty much lost.
"I took one those personality tests. It came back negative." - Dan Mintz
it's becoming extremely annoying that a lot of what i say gets taking the wrong way. and people get offended over something that i don't even know why they're offended. just stop being offended. yes i'm offended not really offended just annoyed as fuck with people being hurt for no fucking reason.
My dad just complained to me about that I'm unemployed. You know what's so funny about this? That tomorrow it's exactly a year that I have the job I currently have! And most people who do this work actually have kids to feed! And I don't even have to take my clothes of for this job! However, this complaining of his does make me consider taking on a second job that does involve taking of some clothes and a fucking webcam... let's just see how much that motherfucker (no pun intended) will complain about THAT job!
I don't want this money, I feel so guilty and stressed knowing I possibly took this away from someone who actually needs it at the moment...yet I must take it for those who matter to me, I may not need it now but where I not to accept it now there perhaps would not be enough in the long run for all of us to have this opportunity. Nonetheless, I feel not much short of sick.
"Note that the word “mute” (from Latin mutus and Greek μύειν) is regarded by linguists as an onomatopoeic formation referring not to silence but to a certain fundamental opacity of human being, which likes to show the truth by allowing it to be seen hiding."
- Anne Carson
I keep inadvertently rocking the boat by following actual HR procedures to get, say, time off or whatever. Seems that nobody in my position has actually tried to do the things I'm trying to do, and so I'm a special case that they don't know how to handle. So they run around panicking, presumably also with their heads severed off.
I didn't know it would rock any boats, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stop pressing just because they don't know what they're doing. Not my problem. So now I'm advertently(!?) rocking the boat.
This has happened at least four times on four separate issues.
I was looking for the "slow clap" smiley and couldn't find it. It must exist. You guys should rectify that.
J. Scott Crothers
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
"Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."