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    Quote Originally Posted by Forever_Jung View Post
    She's my age. 23.
    oh yeah nevermind than i was thinking maybe if she was in highschool. she's an idiot.
    by @magpie

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOGS!!!!!!! STFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! WTF BARKING DOGS EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD I GO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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    Why can't I get sick on a workday? Why did it have to be Saturday??
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Why can't I get sick on a workday? Why did it have to be Saturday??
    because you could be developing an allergy to cats and it is turning into caturday
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Why can't I get sick on a workday? Why did it have to be Saturday??
    because you could be developing an allergy to cats and it is turning into caturday
    by @magpie

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    I don't like the word "shiz." I'm fine with "shit" and "jiz," but combining the two creates a visual for me (am I alone in this?). It's bothersome.

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    Fuck this shit.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyyukon View Post
    Fuck this shit.
    no you might get a bacterial infection in your uretha. maybe set it on fire in a bag and leave it on someones porch
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    no you might get a bacterial infection in your uretha. maybe set it on fire in a bag and leave it on someones porch


    "Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit!"

    [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]

    Old Man Clemens:
    "Eck, poop again!"

    "He called the shit poop!"
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyyukon View Post
    "Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit!"

    [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]

    Old Man Clemens:
    "Eck, poop again!"

    "He called the shit poop!"
    just being neighborly, after all a raging infection in your penis is worse than a pissed off neighbor
    by @magpie

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