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    Fuck you! it's been sitting at your fucking shop for over a week and I still don't have an estimate? Never getting my business again. Not once has it taken this long, if it's totalled fucking tell me so I can start looking at cars. I know you don't give a fuck but I'm probably going to have to drop my class because of this. Just either fix the car or tell me that it's totalled either way is fine.
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    When it takes six tries and two hours to submit an application to your online submission system maybe—just maybe—you should invest in a system upgrade or consider keeping "the old-fashioned way" around. Your only-acceptable-way-of-doing-things needs to be much more reliable.

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    It's late July. Why the fluck is it so chilly outside?! Am I going through menopause early and having cold flashes or something?


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    I went outside for the first time in a month, and it broke my heart seeing all these young and beautiful people in the comfort of each other, being loved openly and enjoying the awful sun. At times like these I start planning for the future, what steps I must take to become rich and successful. Because when I am I'll be able to live with the pains of being socially excluded, loveless and generally atrocious. Temporarily at least. All of the things I'll be able to buy will serve as to protect me from the miseries of this world! If I get lonely, I'll just buy the devotion of some poor fellow. Imagine the blasphemy, having to spend time... with ME! But you'll be paid lots.

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    People suck sometimes. Like when you're about to get your Bachelors degree and you don't want to talk about it and people insist you talk about it anyway and not talk about anything else. Gee, I wonder if the same thing happens to people who are about to get married. Another reason to tell future Mr. Right that he should never attempt to make me Mrs. Right. That will make me genuinely hate people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comeback Girl View Post
    People suck sometimes. Like when you're about to get your Bachelors degree and you don't want to talk about it and people insist you talk about it anyway and not talk about anything else. Gee, I wonder if the same thing happens to people who are about to get married. Another reason to tell future Mr. Right that he should never attempt to make me Mrs. Right. That will make me genuinely hate people.
    Or you and Mr. Right could elope, thus avoiding wedding-related small talk!

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    That's it, sneakers aren't for me. They always look like absolute crap on me, and now I'm forced to walk around in this shit for a week. After this I'll just stay inside until it's cold enough to wear boots again.

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    Just watched a documentary on tax havens and international corporate tax evasion.

    So mad I feel like throwing up!
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    I love you most of all because you buy a used piece of furniture and expect it to contain the quality that of new furniture, thus it's lifespan, then proceed to throw a temper tantrum when it does not. You are a valuable resource for my amusement indeed.

    Tell me, why would you buy such furniture in the first place only to have to buy more roughly 5 months later? Therefore spending more on poor quality than you would previously have for adequate quality.

    By all means, please ignore me and feel free to continue doing so, as I mentioned it is rather humorous.

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    Up to my neck in bullshit. Why is the working world filled with it?

    Lying and compromise, self-advancement through the metaphorical throat slitting of others and competitive confused for being a complete prick to anyone who isn't you.

    And the unbelievable amount of shit you have to sell back to others. The application and interview process is agonising, it's so filled to the brim with falsity, they all seem to want these cheerful chirpy robot, smiling types. Earlier this week I called back a job I had been interviewed for to see what I could have done better.

    And the answer was that I just didn't seem to have the right kind of personality. So was it something I said or did? Was I inexperienced? No none of that...just the 'wrong personality' what the badger-cock fuck does that actually mean?

    All I can discern is that I am penalised for being myself and for that I sincerely apologise you rim-job cunt-monkeys.
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