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    So much indecision! Blagh!
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    @93JC

    Can I tap your titties?

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    That's the worst line ever!!


    Yes it is a spectacularly stupid line.

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    Restless thoughts are keeping me awake. That and a little mosquito shit acting like a douchebag! I'm telling you, humans should do everything in their power to make sure they go extinct. No one would miss them. Probably not a good idea though, food chain catastrophe, diseases, crop failure and all that. Stupid ass mosquito acting like you're better than me flying in here and ruining my life... I'll get you eventually

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    "Oh I have to talk you right at the moment your on the phone making a claim, it can't wait because I'm entitled shit head"

    I do not actually relate to any of the S types, you can't type someone over a fucking internet forum you're missing too much info. and I relate to e7 0% so stop fucking saying I'm an S or a 7
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Dear work,

    You suck. You have not paid me for a week. I was counting on that money to pay bills. You know, those things that come regardless of whether you have money or not? Yeah, those.

    What makes me even angrier, is that your payroll lady took FOUR FUCKING DAYS TO GET BACK TO ME about the issue with my pay. I don't care that it is end of financial year and she is busy, I want my fucking money and I want it now.

    I worked hard, I earned it, and now I need to spend it on stupid shit like, oh, RENT, and little stuff like that.

    You fucking fascist bully-boys,

    No love (boomshanka)

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    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Dear work,

    You suck. You have not paid me for a week. I was counting on that money to pay bills. You know, those things that come regardless of whether you have money or not? Yeah, those.

    What makes me even angrier, is that your payroll lady took FOUR FUCKING DAYS TO GET BACK TO ME about the issue with my pay. I don't care that it is end of financial year and she is busy, I want my fucking money and I want it now.

    I worked hard, I earned it, and now I need to spend it on stupid shit like, oh, RENT, and little stuff like that.

    You fucking fascist bully-boys,

    No love (boomshanka)

    Nijntje.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Driving instructors are startlingly expensive.

    I had one before but that was pennies compared to this. An almost 400% increase in the price I used to pay about 5 years go.

    I might actually have to borrow money just to do this simple thing.
    'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    I'm not sure if this is damming evidence of my stupidity but going to work this morning and meeting boss on the way to take her baby swimming.

    I text " just at the field " the one I have to walk through to get to the baths. She replied " we just coming to baths " for some reason in my idiocy I thought this meant just leaving her house to come to baths because last time that was what she said.

    I should have trusted my instincts and asked her to clarify if she was just coming into the baths or just leaving to come to the baths.
    'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Don't try to guilt trip me, sister.

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