I am sorry that you have a fat ass, but do you know whose fault that is? Yours, not mine.
I am sorry i can't magically make things the size that you want them to be in. newsflash, if the manufacturer only makes upto a particular size and you are bigger than that, there is nothing i can do.
I am incredibly sorry im not the bubbly gay guy who normally works on a Friday and has 'no problems finding stuff for you', when everything i suggested to you was met with a sour face and irritated tone.
But yes, when i ask you if you have any idea of what you're looking for and you tell me "Oh! Anything! Russell just finds stuff for me! teehee!" and when i bring things back that are cute and a suitable size you have a fucking hissy fit because you actually want a mini skirt that is 3 sizes too small, but didn't bother to tell me. I must politely remind you that i am not a mind reader. I do not instinctively know what you want unless you TELL ME.
So, in conclusion, you know what? You're not the only PMS-ie bitch around here right now and if you don't sit the fuck down and take some fucking note of the fact that it is indeed, NOT MY FUCKING FAULT you don't fit into a size 14, everything will go a lot smoother with me trying to assist you in finding clothes.
Fuck your mother's heart you annoying fucking cretin.
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people. I am one of the terrible things..